Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

We recently received a comment on a previous post about Jodie Marsh, indicating that her boobs were real because her giant boobs “look far less pert without support”. Well, her boobs look saggy without support because she has HUGE, heavy breast implants.

Jodie admitted to getting a boob job in early 2008:

“After the horrible year I had in 2007, with the marriage and everything else, I just wanted to do something that would make me happy. Also I was sagging so much I was too embarrassed to take my top off in front of men. So I decided to have an uplift and a big implant.“

Jodie was pretty hot before the fake tits. She actually looked like a model. Now? Now so much. Her look is more “washed up desperate porn star”.

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First of all, let’s just start off by saying this: MEN SHOULD NOT GET FACELIFTS! It just makes them look feminine and weird. Check out Burt Reynolds if you don’t believe me:

After his facelift surgery, Burt’s wrinkles are now swooshing across the side of his face like he is running through a wind tunnel. Burt Reynolds has had wrinkles ever since he was an 80’s sex symbol, why would be want to iron out his face out now that he’s in his 70’s?

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Cindy Jackson, The world record holder for “Most Cosmetic Surgery Procedures”, has once again undergone a surgical transformation. She calls this set of cosmetic surgeries: “From Barbie to Bardot”.

Cindy Jackson is 53 years old and has prided herself on the asinine amount of cosmetic surgery she has had, after being left an inheritance. When I first read about Cindy Jackson, I thought it was interesting that she was basing her cosmetic surgeries after the basic principles of artistic beauty and the rules of facial and body proportion. But, her latest batch of procedures to try and look like a famous sex symbol (Brigitte Bardot), are a bit desperate in my opinion. I guess she just need some attention and something new to talk about? I think she looks younger then 53, but I also think she looks like your typical pornstar now.

Cindy’s “Barbie to Bardot” transformation included the following cosmetic procedures: Lower lip enlargement (although it looks like she got both lips done), another facelift, another upper eyelid lift, another set of breast implants, another round of liposuction, cosmetic dentistry and tooth whitening.

More pictures of Cindy Jackson here.

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Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe has finally submitted to the pressure of Hollywood and has had botox injected into her face.

Rachel is 37 years old and I’m actually pretty impressed that she took all the teasing in the media for so long before she actual went and got botox. It looks like she got botox right before filming started on her new show, “The Rachel Zoe Project”, so that probably had something to do with it. God forbid anyone in the public eye looks their age…

Here is Rachel at her launch party and you can see that her heavily botoxed forehead does not move. At all.

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Donatella Versace has recently dropped a whole lotta weight (diet tips from her anorexic daughter?) and her lack of body fat makes her breast implants very unnatural looking.

20 pounds ago, Donatella’s breast implants were hardly detectable as being fake, but now they look like two round balls stuck under a piece of old leather.

Lucky for Donatella, her breast implants didn’t turn out as horrible as her lip implants…

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Nicola Mclean is a British “glamour model” that has recently been named Ultimo Lingerie’s latest spokesmodel.

First of all, what the hell is up with British glamour models? Is Britain 15 years behind on what “sexy” is? They (Nicola Mclean, Jordan, Jodie Marsh, etc) all look like budget copies of Pamela Anderson in the late 90’s.

Secondly, is Ultimo suffering budget cuts due to the poor economy and couldn’t afford a real model? So they settled for an average looking girl with ridiculous porno boobs and gross stretch marks on her stomach?

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What a lot of people can’t seem to grasp is this: Just because a plastic surgeon will sell you a new nose, chin, lips or set of boobs, doesn’t necessarily mean your new body part(s) will be an improvement.

Take Megan Hauserman and her new lips for example. I think her new inflated lips are totally unflattering to her other facial features and face shape in general. She looks a bit doofy now. All for the bargain price of $1000…

I know what you’re thinking…Who the fuck is Megan Hauserman?!? Megan has made a career out of being a reality show contestant and has appeared on such influential shows as: “Beauty and the Geek 3″, “Rock of Love 2″, “I Love Money” and “Rock of Love Charm School”.

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It looks like The New York Post has made up a ridiculous story about Gwyneth Paltrow getting breast augmentation surgery. This is what Page Six had to say:

“SOME fans of Gwyneth Paltrow (above) wonder if her new curves are the result of more than her two hours a day working out with Tracy Anderson, who also trains Madonna. After checking out her cleavage on the cover of Gotham magazine, Gwynophiles are speculating she’s had breast augmentation surgery. “She didn’t use to have anything up top,” said one expert. “Now she does, and they are perky…“

I wasn’t surprised to hear that Gwyneth Paltrow had breast augmentation surgery, since she had previously stated that she is not against it and she feels this it’s more of reconstructive surgery after you’ve had children. Page Six only included a headshot of Gwyneth to accompany their story, so I went looking for the cover of Gotham Magazine to see what the buzz was about:

Come on. Really?! Does it even slightly look like Gwyneth Paltrow has received breast augmentation surgery? No.

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Lara Flynn Boyle certainly isn’t aging gracefully. She is trying to fight it tooth and nail, but is failing miserably at the hands of a plastic surgeon that lacks any sort of talent. Yes, Lara Flynn Boyle has actually paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to look like a bloated faced bobble head with distorted lips.

It’s obvious that Lara Flynn suffers from some sort of body dismorphic mental illness, so I think it’s sad that these plastic surgeons continue to inflate and paralyze her face with botox, facial fillers and collagen/Restylne injections.

As Lara’s body shrinks (it’s been rumored that she suffers from anorexia as well), her face “magically” gets larger and fuller. It looks like she’s had fat injected into her face, which is supposed to fill it out for a more youthful appearance. Personally, I think she looks bloated and ridiculous. And don’t even get me started on the lip injections…Her lips have really suffered through the years of repeatedly inflating them with injectable fillers. Her lip line has been permanently destroyed and her lips are now totally lopsided and deformed.

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Mary Tyler Moore is a talented actress, but I just can’t take her seriously anymore. She has WAY over done the plastic surgery and her face is looking less human and more mask-like.

Mary Tyler Moore is 71 years old and it appears that she has had quite a few cosmetic surgeries to try and turn back time. It looks like she recently had her second (or third) face lift and she is looking scarily like plastic surgery addicted Joan Rivers. In addition to the facelift(s), Mary Tyler Moore looks like she’s also had work done on her eyes (blepharoplasty), injections to plump her cheeks and she has ghastly veneers on her teeth.

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