Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

Katie Price, aka Jordan, has the worst augmented breasts I have ever seen. Hands down. Here are some topless pictures of Katie Price that show how horribly scarred her nipples have become after having breast augmentation surgery. Her nipples are no longer round, they are ice cream cone shaped.

Katie Price and her ice cream cone shaped nipples have earned her high rankings in the Celebrity Frankenboobie Hall of Shame. Good on ya, Katie!

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Another girl from MTV’s faux-reality show, “The Hills”, has followed in the footsteps of Heidi Montag and gotten herself a new rack. Audrina Patridge recently appeared on a b-movie set sporting a new set of boobs.

I wonder if Audrina went to the same plastic surgeon as Heidi? Their breast implants look totally identical. Audrina and Heidi both have douchebag boyfriends and now they both have big fake tits. Best friends forever!!

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Lauren Hutton, Joan Van Ark and Priscilla Presley are all in their early 60’s. Which celebrity would you rather look like when you are in your 60’s?

Well, one of these things is not like the other…One of the celebrities above has not had cosmetic surgery, can you guess which one? (I bet you can!)

Finally, can you guess who is two years younger then the others? Is it Priscilla Presley, Joan Van Ark or Lauren Hutton?

(Curious to see if you were right? Answers are in the comments section!)

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Janice Dickinson has admittedly spent around $100,000 on plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures. To date, Janice has had the following procedures:

* Tummy Tuck


* Breast Implants


* Lip Implant


* Cheek Implants


* Neck Lift


* Face Lift


* Breast Lift


* Liposuction


* Upper & Lower Eyelid Surgeries


* Injectable Fillers (such as collagen)


* Botox


* Veneers

If it can be sucked, tucked, implanted or injected, Janice has probably had it done! In Janice’s own words:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is…I’m honest about it; I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections…I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”

While Janice Dickinson doesn’t look as horrifying as some plastic surgery addicts, she definately is starting to look like she’s obviously had a lot of plastic surgery, which shouldn’t be the goal of cosmetic surgery. Although, I do give her credit for being honest about it, rather then lieing like most celebrities.

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Earlier this year, rumors were rampant that Amy Winehouse had gotten breast implants. For weeks she was spotted with gargantuan boobs hanging out of her low cut tops. Many wondered if Amy had gotten implants of if was she wearing a padded bra?

Well, the mystery of Amy Winehouse’s ever changing bust line, SOLVED!

Apparently Amy got sick of the huge boobs and has since ditched the padded bra. Luckly for her, she didn’t opt to get breast implants. It’s much easier to get rid of a padded bra then to get rid of surgically implanted silicon!

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I bet celebrities hate it when old pictures of themselves surface. Old high school pictures make all of the cosmetic surgeries that they’ve had very obvious, like this picture of Paula Abdul:

Paula is currently 45 years old, but has very few wrinkles, so I think it’s safe to say that she has had other cosmetic procedures as well, including Botox and injectable soft tissue fillers in her face.

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Doctor Salzhauer is a plastic surgeon based in Florida and he has written a childrens book “explaining” that mommy is going to have surgery to become beautiful.

The book is called “My Beautiful Mommy” and here are some excerpts:

(The author actually wrote that the doctor is saying: “Blah, blah, blah, tummy. Blah, blah, blah, nose.”! Like what the doctor is saying is not important. I guess they left out the part about the possibility that Mommy could die…)

Remember way back in the day when childrens stories had a moral and actually taught something useful like confidence and teamwork? Nowadays we are trying to teach our children that you have to get plastic surgery to be beautiful. Awesome!!

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Tara Reid used to be so damn cute and sexy. Then she got plastic surgery…

Tara Reid got breast implants and had liposuction/body contouring on her stomach and both procedures turned out horribly. I can honestly say that my 70 year old grandmother looks better in a bikini (and granny has never had cosmetic surgery).

Tara is only 32 years old, but her huge, saggy implants and lumpy/saggy stomach skin make her look decades older. Her implants are even worse without the bikini, which is why Tara has earned a place in the Celebrity Frankenboobie Hall of Shame.

Tara Reid voiced her dismay about her botched plastic surgery to US Magazine:

“On why she had plastic surgery in the first place:
“I got my breasts done for the first time because my breasts were uneven. I was a 34-B, but the right one was always bigger than the left. I weigh 110 pounds now, but I always used to fluctuate by 10 pounds, so my skin was kind of saggy. I figured, I’m in Hollywood, I’m getting older, I’m going to fix them.”

On getting lipo:
“I got lipo because even though I was skinny, I wanted – I’m not going to lie – a six-pack. I had body contouring, but it all went wrong. My stomach became the most ripply, bulgy thing.”“

AH, the old “I want breast implants because my boobs are different sizes” excuse. How coy (and a total lie). Most women’s breasts are not perfectly symmetrical and if that was really the reason, why didn’t Tara get just one breast implant to boost the smaller boob up to the same size as the bigger boob?

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Catherine Zeta Jones does not want to age. Catherine is 37 years old and appears to be using botox and facial fillers to stop any wrinkles on her face.

I first noticed how overly botoxed her face was when I saw her in “The Terminal”. She looked like an animated puppet because her face was so frozen.

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Previously, I had blogged about the girls of Rock of Love 2 and Bret Michaels love of fake boobies. I had mentioned that Ambre Lake was one of the few contestants that did not have breast implants.

Oh! But how things have changed for Ambre since she won Rock of Love 2!

I wonder if Bret bought those breast implants for Ambre?

I was checking out Ambre Lake’s modeling photos and it appears that she has also had Botox and she formerly was receiving lip injections to plump her lips. Ambre is currently 37 years old.

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