Joan Van Ark’s Scary Mask-Like Face
Joan Van Ark is an actress that was famous for starring in 80′s soap operas “Dallas” and “Knots Landing”. More recently, she is famous for her scary surgically altered face:
Joan Van Ark before plastic surgery:

Joan Van Ark after plastic surgery:

Joan Van Ark is 67 years old and looks to be suffering from a too tight face lift, not-quite-healed chemical peel and bad lip augmentation. It also appears that she’s had cheek implants, botox injections and god only knows what else.
Why are celebrities so afraid of wrinkles? Cosmetic surgery used to be used to make you look a few years younger and rested, now people are trying to look decades younger and plastic surgeons are using more aggressive technics to try and achieve the impossible. Scary.


Shes almost 70 and trying to look 30. The face, the hair, the makeup, the clothes. All wrong.
What’s up with the orange drawn-on eyebrows and matching eyeliner combo?
That’s a woman?!?!?!?!?!
She was trying to look like Julia Roberts, that’s really clear… Ugly results.
Even Charlie McCarthy can move his lips.
OMG! she should of left her face alone…why can’t women just age gracefully, they end up looking like a bad science experiment after they’re done! and they think they look good! ha! ha!
She continues to look more and more masculine. It’s like she plastered a mans face over her own. It’s really terrifying.
Why is her skin gray like that? She looks like she’s in the process of decomposing.
some people just don’t know when to stop
Her nose looks like it’s been worked on in the “before” shots.
You are all wrong. She has had no plastic surgery for at least 15 years. I’m very closely related to her and happen to know. Whoever manages this blog is a vicious liar.
She looks like Michael Jackson. That chin implant is the worst- very masculine.
LMAO @ #8
In this case, I think she just needed better makeup that day
She needs psycho therapy. What a shame.
JACK u probably R Joan. Sorry honey! don’t care what
U say she /you looks a mess. I use 2 think she /you was such a beautiful woman, and now she looks like
a mask the kids would wear 4 Halloween!!!!!!LMAO
I’M WITH GASP she does look like she is rottening and ready 2 B put in the ground!!!Just Awful
Uug!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This lady should get some help for BDD.
Oh no I really like where this one is headed. Really looking forward to seeing some new pictures in 3 or 4 years.
As bad as she looks, she’s a good warning against what people think plastic surgery can do.
She looks great compared to Joan Rivers, now there is Charlie McCarthy