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    Joan Rivers’ Face Scares the Sh!t Out of Me…


    I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!


    Joan Rivers plastic face:

    joan rivers face plastic surgery
    (Click picture for close up of Joan River’s face)



    Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…


    Joan Rivers before & after plastic surgery:

    joan rivers facelift plastic surgery



    Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.


    Is Joan Rivers turning into the puppet Madame?

    joan rivers puppet madame face

    Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”







    28 Responses to “Joan Rivers’ Face Scares the Sh!t Out of Me…”

    1. lolling says:

      If you ask me she got dealt the worst card possible, and although she’s BLOODY SCARY, she looks a hell of alot better than before the surgerys.





    2. Liz_Corde says:

      I remember years ago Joan was making fun of Gloria Vanderbilt saying, that if she had any more face lifts she’d have a goatee. Well Joan, I think you not only had to eat your words but well on your way to a major uni-brow!





    3. keeper says:

      Honestly.. She looks better after the surgry. She is one hell of a woman, she has been a joy all the way!!! I think she is a beauty.. !! she was determined and I think she did a good job pulling it Off..!! She has a great surgen.





    4. keeper says:

      I mean look at her she is 80 years old… !!! She looks great.





    5. Maggie says:

      Did the surgeon shave half her chin off? She looked like a horse before sugery. Now she looks like the Bride of Frankenstein. Nasty mouth as well. She makes fun of other people’s appearance and she looks worse than anyone.





    6. Jeanie says:

      Perhaps she was a bit “horsey” before, but the top photo of her is inhuman. She’s awfully mean, and looks it.





    7. Leslie says:

      She kinda looks like she is on the way to looking like Mason Verger from Hannibal.





    8. gutless says:

      is this what it’s come to? seems like most people prefer the fake plastic look–even knowing it’s fake–to natural aging. our eyes are increasingly unaccepting of natural faces and bodies and i for one think it’s terrible.





    9. Vera says:

      In her favour, at least she resembles herself, and she doesn’t look bad for 75 or whatever she is now, though I prefer nature as a rule.





    10. katie says:

      She looks the BEST she has ever looked,
      YOU GO GIRL





    11. Vesna says:

      I just can’t watch her at all on TV–she looks like a blonde Michael Jackson! People can still look good at age 75 with MINOR surgery, not multiple surgeries trying to look like she is 22 again. And, the sad thing is that she has taught that rather plain daughter of hers that life isn’t worth living unless you facelift, facelift, facelift to look ever younger than trying to be happy the way you are, now she is starting to look as scarey as her mother–shame on Joan!





    12. whuck!!! whuck!!! says:

      keeper R u KIDDING????????????????????????????????
      I agree with the Blogger she spooks the shit out of me 2. All she need 2 do is get in the Coffin and
      say Goodnite LOL(She’s Through)!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!





    13. nafajo says:

      Ohhh my WORD!!! Scary is an UNDERSTATEMENT!!!

      I am embarrassed for her!





    14. lucy says:

      She doesn’t look 70-80 years old. Which I think is a BAD thing. There’s not point in looking young at that age. People should respect your age, not guess it. I completely agree with the author, and its not mentioned but look at her eyes. They were so much bigger and brighter with out the surgery and now they are hiding behind the rest of her face.





    15. L says:

      She looks awful…just as bad as catwoman!





    16. poss says:

      I saw Joan Rivers yesterday on a talkback show - haven’t seen her for many years. I thought her appearance was a gag (a mask or stage makeup).

      It was disappointing that in the interview she was bagging the appearance of other women.

      Fortunately we can love her for her fantastic wit regardless of her appearance.





    17. MST says:

      What’s even scarier are the prices she asks for that cheap-azz jewelry she hawks on television.





    18. RJB says:

      She looks absolutely horrible. She really has some nerve talking about ANYBODY elses appearance. Before her surgeries she may have been plain looking, but at least she looked human.





    19. pragmatic says:

      This is an extreme lifted face.I couldn’t help but notice the unnatural symmetry of her face–mirror image of a 45 degree angle right there. No offense, Joan.





    20. JJB says:

      What an ugly senile jew-frick. BAD genes.





    21. Helen says:

      WHAT THE? SHE LOOKS MAD. ESPECIALLY IN THE LARGE PICTURE. VERY SCARY AND INANIMATE!





    22. Nik says:

      Joan Rivers looks like a rejected mannequin! That chic is scary.





    23. Garrison says:

      Okay, she was never a raving beauty but she has had 20 lifts too many. Trying to fight a losing battle with time and aging. Sad.





    24. Helen says:

      I think that Joan Rivers is a very sensitive woman and may be has had some inferiority complexes about her looks always. If it makes her feel good and happy to have plastic surgery - so why not - I am amazed and embarrassed for the people criticizing her in such a mean and sarcastic way. One day, if you live long enough, you will look old, wrinkled, fat etc….. and you may think of getting some help from a plastic surgeon. Please more good feelings and love and less of all the hurting words I just read. (Helen, Israel)





    25. Valerie says:

      I dunno I hd my boobs done and was lucky enough that they came out beautiful and although I have had a bit of a nose all my life. I think I will leave my face alone. That’s not something you can cover up easily. Besides looking that fake is not pretty. Age with a little grace women. Do very suptle things because drastic measures can come out repulsive as you can see here.





    26. Trish says:

      Although the lift also appears a bit too severe to me as well, it certainly doesn’t deserve all these nasty words!! First of all I certainly hope she did it for herself, which appears to be correct and is the ONLY reason to have this type of surgery. Unfortunately for Joan she is constantly in the public eye and is therefore a target. I also had a browlift and have found it to be pretty “severe” over the past 3 months, however I was begining to look like a cross between my bassett hound and the patients I take care of in the nursing home, so I chose to fix that. You go Joan, as long as you are happy with you looks the rest of the world can go fly a kite. PS for 75+ you are hot and I am thinking that many, many women over age 55 are jealous, which is why there are so many nasty remarks here……





    27. Jackk says:

      Surgery has done her good. she is really good for her age :) :D :)





    28. Lisa says:

      Wow. I thought Madonna did something…I’ve always loved her face and at one point I didn’t recognize her! She truly looks, well, “odd.”

      I think we need to redefine beauty if anyone thinks these women (we’re talking faces) look great! If you define “looking beautiful” as simply having no lines, then okay–as long as you can reconcile yourself to over stuffed lopsided lips that either puff out like fish or hang to one side or don’t meet–or very scary “cheekbones” that give almost a monster like appearance.





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