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Alrighty, time for a little celebrity ketchup! Here are the most noteworthy recent celebrity news stories:

With a last name like Weiner, what did you really expect? He is simply fulfilling his destiny. – Gawker

Khloe Kardashian exposes her nipple on live television. And *surprise, surprise* spends the rest of the day loving the attention. – Celeb Slam

Spencer Pratt tries to sell his douchey 1990 Chevy truck (with Cadillac emblem? WTF?) on eBay. – TMZ

Octomom poses in a skimpy bikini and plans on having a bikini carwash to try and save her house. Because, you know, getting a job is too much work. – The Superficial

Blake Lively leaked nude photos of herself in order to promote her new movie had her phone hacked. – Egotastic

Ryan Seacrest isn’t gay?! Who knew! – X17 Online

Lily Allen is pregnant again and actually got married this time. – New York Daily News

What do you get when you cross a transvestite hooker with Princess Diana? – The Superficial