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Alrighty, time for a little celebrity ketchup! Here are the most noteworthy recent celebrity news stories:

10 A-list celebrities killed by prescription drug overdoses. – Pop Crunch

Top UK tabloid closed down after they were caught hacking celebrities cell phones. – CBS News

Video of a drunken Snooki getting freaky with a plant… – TMZ

…and a sober Snooki walking around with a pickle shoved in her mouth. – The Superficial

Victoria Beckham has her fourth child. It’s a girl and her name is Harper Seven Beckham. – Daily Mail

Justin Beiber has a fragrance now. It’s called “Someday” and is topped with a vagina. – The Superficial

Kim Kardashian poses next to an xray, thus proving once and for all that “Kim’s ass is 100% real!!!”. – Khloe Kardashian