Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Brigitte Nielsen was an extemely hot model/actress in the 80’s, and she just can’t seem to accept that her glory days are over. She has appears on numerous reality shows that feature washed up celebrities, including “The Surreal Life”, “The Mole”, “Strange Love”, “Celebrity Big Brother” and “Celebrity Rehab”.

Now, Brigitte Nielson is starring in her own reality show titled, “From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic”. On here new show, Brigitte will undergo a facelift, eyelift, breast lift, liposuction, breast reduction and additional cosmetic surgeries in a desperate attempt to turn back time.

Here are Brigitte’s thoughts and reasoning behind her plastic surgery makeover:

“I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre…I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again…The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying,” Brigitte said. “You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to….I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.“

It will be interesting to see how she looks after all of the plastic surgeries she is undergoing. Her goal is to pose for Playboy again, although at 44 I don’t really have any interest in see Brigitte Nielson naked, no matter how much plastic surgery she has done.

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Sarah Larson, the Las Vegas cocktail waitress that George Clooney used to bang, is trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame. She bought herself new boobs in hopes of posing for Playboy.

Sarah Larson was pursuing a modeling career (probably because George Clooney should not be dating a cocktail waitress) and had landed a couple of high fashion runway shows, before she underwent breast augmentation. Personally I think she sabotaged any sort of real modeling career by getting breast implants. Looks like Sarah will be heading back to “modeling” Vegas-style…

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Plastic surgery is so mainstream nowadays. New boobs, botox and lip injections are no longer for the bored, rich house wife or movie stars. You too can have brand new boobs, for a low monthly payment of $45!

Any how, I guess that the novelty of being a horny midget wore off and midget porn star, Bridget “The Midget” Powers, decided to get fake tits too.

I wonder how many little people get boob jobs nowadays? Because, everyone knows, people like girls with big plastic boobs, no. matter. what. Boobs = good. boooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbs. HUh? Where am I. Fucking circus peanuts. Get me every time…

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Kelly Rowland, who formerly was part of Destiny’s Child, has herself a new pair of boobs.

Kelly admitted to getting breast implants in the March issue of People Magazine, which sounds like a cry for attention, since her solo album is about to be released.

Personally, I think Kelly looked 1000 times better before getting breast implants. She has a nice, small, athletic body that certainly doesn’t need plastic boobs to attract attention. But, at least she didn’t go too big when she chose the size of her implants.

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Tyra Banks has been adamant about defending herself against rumors that she has breast implants. She went so far as to have a plastic surgeon inspect her breasts in front of a live audience on her talk show.

While Tyra might not have had plastic surgery on her breasts, she certainly has had work done on her face. More specifically, Tyra Banks has had a nose job:

It also appears that she may have had her hairline lowered. Although, she wears so much fake hair, that it may just be a beauty trick accomplished with her weave, rather then actual surgery.

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Courtney Love had her breast implants removed in 2002 and decided to take them home as a souvenir. Shortly thereafter, her beloved Pomeranian ate one of the breast implants and died.

Courtney was unsure if the dog choked on the breast implant, or if it died from ingesting the contents of the implant. Courtney had no idea what the implants where made of because, as she put it, “they were bootleg implants from Mexico.”

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The Guinness Book of World Records has recognized Maxi Mounds as the body that houses that worlds largest breast implants:

Maxi Mounds has undergone plastic surgery to increase her bust size to 61MMM and each breast weights 20lbs. She has polypropylene string breast implants, which irritate the breast tissue, causing them to grow continuously as they fill with fluid. Gee that certainly sounds disgusting. String breast implants have been banned in the USA and Europe since 2001.

Maxi Mounds, the owner of the worlds biggests boobs, is a pornstar and featured stripper.

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Apparently “plastic surgery enthusiast” is the new politically correct term for plastic surgery addicts, because that is what the TV show “The Insider” is calling Jenny Lee.

Jenny Lee is a 31 year old wannabe model/actress from Texas, that has undergone a ridiculous amount of plastic surgeries and cosmetic procedures. She has had over 30 procedures including:

* Breast implants (twice)


* Cheek implants


* Chin implant


* Lip implants (3 times)


* Nose jobs (3 times)


* Breast lift (3 times)


* Liposuction on her arms, hips, thighs, stomach & knees


* A full body lift


* Botox injections


* Veneers

Unfortunately the only acting/modeling work that Jenny Lee gets is on talk shows to talk about how plastic she is, plastic surgery addiction and BDD (Body Dismorphic Disorder). But apparently any attention is good attention for Jenny Lee, because even thought she admits to being addicted to enthusiastic about plastic surgery as well as acknowledging that she has Body Dismorphic Disorder, she has no plans to stop getting plastic surgery.

Jenny Lee started off her plastic surgery journey by requesting the nose of Michael Jackson, jaw of Jennifer Aniston, profile of Jennifer Lopez and lips of Angelina Jolie. Seriously. She wants her nose to look like Michael Jackson. Wow…

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Diora Baird is a 25-year-old up and coming actress and model with a gigantic rack. She’s sporting 32DD’s to be exact, which is huge considering her petite frame.

There is no denying that Diora Baird has an amazing body, but is it natural? While it is quite unusual for a girl her size to have such large breasts, it’s not impossible. Plus, her breasts have a natural shape to them, rather then the overly round, bolted on porn star boobs, that can occur when a small girl gets large breast implants (see Daisy De La Hoya, for example).

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