Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Some old prom pictures of Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson have surfaced, and I think they are very telling when it comes to the “What has happened to Fergie’s face?” question.

Something has definately happened to her brow. I thought it was simply some aggressive botox, but the change is so extreme that I think she may have had a full-on brow lift.

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Here are the before and after pictures of Jenny Lee, a plastic surgery addict, who has spent over $80,000 on plastic surgery.

Jenny is so obsessed with her appearance that she had a brow lift at age 25, along with a laundry list of other procedures, including a nose job to make her nose look like Michael Jacksons. She even recently underwent a full body lift, which is a major surgery normally reserved for obese people that have lost over 100lbs and have excess skin that needs to be removed.

More on Jenny Lee.

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Priscilla Presley has looked pretty scary for the past few years, but now we have to look at her plastic surgery mask face on “Dancing With The Stars”, which has brought to the surface, how bad her plastic surgeon really is.

Priscilla Presley before plastic surgery:

Priscilla Presley after plastic surgery, at age 62:

Something has certainly been done to augment Pricilla’s lips, but I can’t put my finger on what procedure she has had done. Her lips don’t look overly stuffed with a lip filler, they just look odd…Like lip implants put in by a retarded handicapped monkey.

Pricilla Presley has also has several other cosmetic procedures including a face and or brow lift, eye surgery, botox, etc. Apparently she has also let some con-man from Argentina inject industrial, low-grade silicone in to her face because he claimed it was better then Botox:

“TMZ has learned Priscilla Presley is the victim of a botched cosmetic procedure. What’s worse — it was at the hands of a gigolo who was sent to prison for perpetrating an injectable scam on Hollywood’s elite.

As for Priscilla — who had no idea she was being injected with silicone — we’re told she’s undergoing corrective work.” Source: TMZ.com

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Joan Van Ark is an actress that was famous for starring in 80’s soap operas “Dallas” and “Knots Landing”. More recently, she is famous for her scary surgically altered face:

Joan Van Ark is 67 years old and looks to be suffering from a too tight face lift, not-quite-healed chemical peel and bad lip augmentation. It also appears that she’s had cheek implants, botox injections and god only knows what else.

Why are celebrities so afraid of wrinkles? Cosmetic surgery used to be used to make you look a few years younger and rested, now people are trying to look decades younger and plastic surgeons are using more aggressive technics to try and achieve the impossible. Scary.

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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a New York socialite with a serious addiction to plastic surgery.

It has been reported that Jocelyn has spent close to $4,000,000 to surgically transform herself into a monstrosity.

Jocelyn Wildenstein married a rich art dealer when she was young and caught him cheating on her. They divorced, she got millions and so began her self destructive plastic surgery addiction. She wanted her plastic surgeon to transform her looks so she would look more cat-like. Talk about someone with too much time and money on their hands!

Personally, I don’t think she looks cat-like at all. She looks like a cross between a transvestite burn victim and that kid from the movie “Mask”.

Seriously though, Jocelyn has to suffer from some serious mental issues to completely disfigure herself in this way. How in the hell can Britney Spears be held against her will for acting a little crazy, yet no one has thrown Jocelyn Wildenstein in a padded room? If someone is caught cutting themselves, they would be immediately admitted to the psych ward, yet you can let someone else slice and dice you and it’s okay?

Some of the plastic surgeries that Jocelyn Wildenstein has had: eye work (to make them more cat-like), face lift, lip implants, cheek implants, chin implant, breast implants, liposuction, brow lift, soft tissue fillers, etc. etc. etc…

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Infamous Hollywood Madame, Heidi Fleiss, has gotten herself a new pair of lips.

It also looks like Heidi had some sort of face work and/or botox done, which has pulled her eyebrows way too high up on her forehead.

Personally, I think Heidi Fleiss looked 100 times better before she had plastic surgery. After her surgeries, she looks like a deformed joker. People pay to look like this?! Stick to hookers, Heidi, the plastic surgeon just isn’t doin’ it for ya…

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