Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Actress Patricia Heaton had a tummy tuck in 2000, that didn’t turn out so well. Her belly button has gone missing!

I don’t know about you, but I would be horrified if my stomach looked like that. Why can’t people just go to the gym, rather then the plastic surgeon, to improve their bodies?

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I always suspected that Mary Kate Olsen (and possibly Ashley) started getting lip injections, shortly after they turned 18. It’s pretty much a requisite to have had “work done”, in order to get into Hollywood hotspots like Villa, The Ivy and Chateau Marmont, nowadays…

Any who, my suspicions were validated after seeing Mary-Kate at Paris Fashion Week. She has most certainly plumped her lips and it looks like she stepped out in public before the swelling has gone down this time.

I guess when you have millions of dollars and a lot of time on your hands, getting cosmetic surgery is just something to do to pass the time until the clubs open…

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Brigitte Nielsen was an extemely hot model/actress in the 80’s, and she just can’t seem to accept that her glory days are over. She has appears on numerous reality shows that feature washed up celebrities, including “The Surreal Life”, “The Mole”, “Strange Love”, “Celebrity Big Brother” and “Celebrity Rehab”.

Now, Brigitte Nielson is starring in her own reality show titled, “From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic”. On here new show, Brigitte will undergo a facelift, eyelift, breast lift, liposuction, breast reduction and additional cosmetic surgeries in a desperate attempt to turn back time.

Here are Brigitte’s thoughts and reasoning behind her plastic surgery makeover:

“I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre…I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again…The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying,” Brigitte said. “You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to….I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.“

It will be interesting to see how she looks after all of the plastic surgeries she is undergoing. Her goal is to pose for Playboy again, although at 44 I don’t really have any interest in see Brigitte Nielson naked, no matter how much plastic surgery she has done.

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Sergey Zverev is a Russian hairstylist turned popstar that has transformed his looks via plastic surgery.

Just like Michael Jackson, Sergey has gone to extremes to transform his face into a very feminine looking man. He has had a very aggressive nose job (that turned out very poorly in my opinion), jaw work and the most ghastly lip implant that I have ever seen on a man. It also appears that he has had botox or even a full face lift (Sergey Zverev is in his mid-40’s) and god only knows what else.

Here is a video of Sergey’s plastic face, hard at work (singing one of his hit songs):

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Some old prom pictures of Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson have surfaced, and I think they are very telling when it comes to the “What has happened to Fergie’s face?” question.

Something has definately happened to her brow. I thought it was simply some aggressive botox, but the change is so extreme that I think she may have had a full-on brow lift.

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Madonna is well know for reinventing herself and it appears that she is desperately trying to restore the youth to her face. Unfortunately, even living an extremely healthy lifestyle can only turn back time so much. The rest of the fine tuning is then left to a plastic surgeon…

It appears that Madonna has some work done of her face, right before her Reinvention Tour in 2004. She has certainly had a blepharoplasty (upper and lower eyelid surgery) as well as some botox and possibly some facial fillers to smooth out the lines. All in all, I think Madonna looks great. She will be 50 years old this year.

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Owen Wilson definately has one of the most misshapen noses that I have seen. Owen always declines to discuss his nose, but apparently his nose was badly broken while playing high school football.

Luckly for Owen, his misshapen nose has not stunted his success as an actor and has become known as one of his most identifying features. Good thing he didn’t undergo corrective surgery to fix it! Perhaps he would have ended up like Jennifer Grey? After starring in “Dirty Dancing”, Jennifer Grey decided that she did not like her larger then average nose and underwent rhinoplasty to “fix” it. After the surgery, her unique look was gone and her acting career came to s screeching halt.

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Kelly Rowland, who formerly was part of Destiny’s Child, has herself a new pair of boobs.

Kelly admitted to getting breast implants in the March issue of People Magazine, which sounds like a cry for attention, since her solo album is about to be released.

Personally, I think Kelly looked 1000 times better before getting breast implants. She has a nice, small, athletic body that certainly doesn’t need plastic boobs to attract attention. But, at least she didn’t go too big when she chose the size of her implants.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton sure does look “refreshed” for a women of 60, don’t you think? I couldn’t help but notice how different she looked while campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination. She didn’t used to be so fresh-faced and bright-eyed. Has she been getting lots of rest? Vacationing? Having good sex? OR, has she developed a relationship with a new man (a plastic surgeon to be exact…)?

It certainly looks like she has had quite a bit of plastic surgery on her face, since she started running for political office. Don’t get me wrong, I think she looks great! She has been very lucky to have been worked on by a very talented plastic surgeon.

It appears that Hillary has had a mini face lift, neck lift and blepharoplasty (upper and lower eye work), and she has been keeping up her new look with botox injections. She also has a full set of upper veneers on her teeth.

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