(Some people never learn…)

According to biographer Ian Halperin, Michael Jackson, who has had various cosmetic surgery procedures in the past, wants to go under the knife once again. “Michael has consulted some of the world’s best cosmetologists and surgeons in preparation for this comeback,” Halperin has been quoted as saying.

So, Michael Jackson is getting MORE plastic surgery? Because the first 10 rounds of plastic surgery have been so successful?! Michael Jackson needs to just admit defeat. He completely wrecked his once handsome face beyond repair.

To celebrate Michael’s return to the plastic surgeon, we’ve put together a timeline of Michael Jackson’s face, so you can see exactly where he went wrong. Somewhere right around 1984, the time of his 2nd nose job…

Michael Jackson has claimed to have undergone only ONE plastic surgery procedure (a nose job), but as you can clearly see by the photographs, Michael Jackson has changed nearly every feature and shape of his face. It appears that he has had multiple nose jobs (as well as reconstructive nose surgery to try and fix his disintegrating schnoz), cheek implants, chin implant with cleft, jaw implants, upper and lower eye lifts, lip reshaping, facelift(s), brow lift and permanent makeup tattooed on his eyes and lips.

So what could be next on Michael Jackson’s plastic surgery wish-list? Who knows! But hopefully he will get some of those ridiculous looking implants removed from his face.

Instead of aging gracefully into an older version of the pretty women on the left, Jackie has instead tried to regain her youth and ended up with a weird, lumpy face that would scare small children (okay, I’m not going to lie. It scares me too. I would not want to be walking down a dark alley at night and come across anything that looked remotely like Jackie Stallone). It appears that Jackie has tried everything…Facelift(s), brow lift, cheek implants, nose job and her overinflated lumpy clown lips are probably the worst lip job I’ve seen yet.

On a serious note though, how do plastic surgeons continue to get away with such hack work on people? You could absolutely march Jackie Stallone in front of a jury and no one could deny that she has been permanently disfigured by her plastic surgeon. At least get your money back, Jackie! I think people like this are either completely brainwashed into thinking they look good (or at least better) or they are just too embarrassed about what they did to themselves.

Mary Tyler Moore is 71 years old and it appears that she has had quite a few cosmetic surgeries to try and turn back time. It looks like she recently had her second (or third) face lift and she is looking scarily like plastic surgery addicted Joan Rivers. In addition to the facelift(s), Mary Tyler Moore looks like she’s also had work done on her eyes (blepharoplasty), injections to plump her cheeks and she has ghastly veneers on her teeth.

Recently, Rosanne Barr went on record as saying, “Now I realize that everyone has to get old and die, but it was still a very bad experience….No one looks better after plastic surgery. Just pink and shiny. At the end of it, you look like an idiot.”

This is Cynthia Weinstein. She is a 53 year old, Australian plastic surgeon and, not surprisingly, there have been several complaints filed against her resulting from botched surgeries and cosmetic procedures.

I was unable to locate any “before” pictures of Cynthia Weinstein, but it is glaringly obvious that she has had way too much work done on her face. It appears that she’s had cheek implants, lip injections, botox treatments, a nose job, upper and lower eye work and at least one full face lift.

I find it unbelievable that so many people have taken a look at her botched face and thought that it would be a good idea for her to perform surgery on their own faces and bodies. Amazing.

Here are just some of the allegations that Cynthia Weinstein is facing:

* Performed inappropriate procedures on six patients in 2000-05, sometimes with “poor outcomes”.

* Did not dispose of hazardous material correctly, resulting in a nurse suffering a needle-stick injury from a syringe used on an HIV-positive patient.

More on Cynthia Weinstein can be found in this article: “A Blemished Career“.

Oh wait, no. That’s Madonna. And her horrible cheek implants. Whoops!

Born Armand Lepore, he knew from a very young age that he wanted to be a girl and had a sex change operation well before he was 18 years old. Since then Amanda Lepore has had just about everything surgically (enhanced), many thing more then once. Here is a list of some of the most notable cosmetic surgeries Amanda Lepore has had done:

* Male to female sex change
* Breast implants (three times)
* Rhinoplasty
* Eye lift (multiple)
* Eye slanting (twice)
* Forehead lift
* Face lift
* Hairline lowered
* Brow bone reduced
* Silicon injections – Hips
* Silicon injections – Butt
* Silicon injections – Lips
* Lip reduction
* Ribs broken and pushed in
* Etc, etc, etc.

Amanda is indeed a curious looking creature, but at least I think that is the look she is going for with her plastic surgeries. Amanda Lepore will not reveal how old she is, but from what I can deduce, I would say that she is between 40 – 50 years old.

Here is Amanda on “The Insider”, where she talks about many of the plastic surgery procedures she has had:

In the 1990′s the Bogdanov twins underwent plastic surgery and are now the proud owners of the most ridiculous chin & cheek implants I have ever seen.

The brothers turned 58 years old today and it appears that they have had additional cosmetic procedures. Lip plumping (never looks good on a man) and botox/facelifts? I wonder if their plastic surgeon gives them a bulk deal?

It looks like Madonna got some more plastic surgery, probably in preparation for her “Sticky and Sweet” tour, but DAMN it looks strange. It looks like she received cheek implants by the way her cheekbones are jutting off her face unnaturally. It makes me wonder if she had a face lift as well? Her face looks awfully tight for a 50 year old women…

You can also tell that she has plumped her lips slightly, but her lips look nice and nearly natural, unlike whatever she had done to her face/cheeks.

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”