Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Joan Van Ark is an actress that was famous for starring in 80’s soap operas “Dallas” and “Knots Landing”. More recently, she is famous for her scary surgically altered face:

Joan Van Ark is 67 years old and looks to be suffering from a too tight face lift, not-quite-healed chemical peel and bad lip augmentation. It also appears that she’s had cheek implants, botox injections and god only knows what else.

Why are celebrities so afraid of wrinkles? Cosmetic surgery used to be used to make you look a few years younger and rested, now people are trying to look decades younger and plastic surgeons are using more aggressive technics to try and achieve the impossible. Scary.

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