Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

To my surprise, it’s been brought to my attention that Jackie Stallone wasn’t always hideous! Seriously, I just always assumed that she was simply an unattractive women that didn’t age very well. Well, it’s now obvious that her scary face was bought and paid for, as she has obviously undergone some of the worst plastic surgery we have ever seen.

Instead of aging gracefully into an older version of the pretty women on the left, Jackie has instead tried to regain her youth and ended up with a weird, lumpy face that would scare small children (okay, I’m not going to lie. It scares me too. I would not want to be walking down a dark alley at night and come across anything that looked remotely like Jackie Stallone). It appears that Jackie has tried everything…Facelift(s), brow lift, cheek implants, nose job and her overinflated lumpy clown lips are probably the worst lip job I’ve seen yet.

On a serious note though, how do plastic surgeons continue to get away with such hack work on people? You could absolutely march Jackie Stallone in front of a jury and no one could deny that she has been permanently disfigured by her plastic surgeon. At least get your money back, Jackie! I think people like this are either completely brainwashed into thinking they look good (or at least better) or they are just too embarrassed about what they did to themselves.

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