Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Brigitte Nielsen was an extemely hot model/actress in the 80’s, and she just can’t seem to accept that her glory days are over. She has appears on numerous reality shows that feature washed up celebrities, including “The Surreal Life”, “The Mole”, “Strange Love”, “Celebrity Big Brother” and “Celebrity Rehab”.

Now, Brigitte Nielson is starring in her own reality show titled, “From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic”. On here new show, Brigitte will undergo a facelift, eyelift, breast lift, liposuction, breast reduction and additional cosmetic surgeries in a desperate attempt to turn back time.

Here are Brigitte’s thoughts and reasoning behind her plastic surgery makeover:

“I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre…I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again…The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying,” Brigitte said. “You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to….I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.“

It will be interesting to see how she looks after all of the plastic surgeries she is undergoing. Her goal is to pose for Playboy again, although at 44 I don’t really have any interest in see Brigitte Nielson naked, no matter how much plastic surgery she has done.

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Hillary Rodham Clinton sure does look “refreshed” for a women of 60, don’t you think? I couldn’t help but notice how different she looked while campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination. She didn’t used to be so fresh-faced and bright-eyed. Has she been getting lots of rest? Vacationing? Having good sex? OR, has she developed a relationship with a new man (a plastic surgeon to be exact…)?

It certainly looks like she has had quite a bit of plastic surgery on her face, since she started running for political office. Don’t get me wrong, I think she looks great! She has been very lucky to have been worked on by a very talented plastic surgeon.

It appears that Hillary has had a mini face lift, neck lift and blepharoplasty (upper and lower eye work), and she has been keeping up her new look with botox injections. She also has a full set of upper veneers on her teeth.

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Here are the before and after pictures of Jenny Lee, a plastic surgery addict, who has spent over $80,000 on plastic surgery.

Jenny is so obsessed with her appearance that she had a brow lift at age 25, along with a laundry list of other procedures, including a nose job to make her nose look like Michael Jacksons. She even recently underwent a full body lift, which is a major surgery normally reserved for obese people that have lost over 100lbs and have excess skin that needs to be removed.

More on Jenny Lee.

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Apparently “plastic surgery enthusiast” is the new politically correct term for plastic surgery addicts, because that is what the TV show “The Insider” is calling Jenny Lee.

Jenny Lee is a 31 year old wannabe model/actress from Texas, that has undergone a ridiculous amount of plastic surgeries and cosmetic procedures. She has had over 30 procedures including:

* Breast implants (twice)


* Cheek implants


* Chin implant


* Lip implants (3 times)


* Nose jobs (3 times)


* Breast lift (3 times)


* Liposuction on her arms, hips, thighs, stomach & knees


* A full body lift


* Botox injections


* Veneers

Unfortunately the only acting/modeling work that Jenny Lee gets is on talk shows to talk about how plastic she is, plastic surgery addiction and BDD (Body Dismorphic Disorder). But apparently any attention is good attention for Jenny Lee, because even thought she admits to being addicted to enthusiastic about plastic surgery as well as acknowledging that she has Body Dismorphic Disorder, she has no plans to stop getting plastic surgery.

Jenny Lee started off her plastic surgery journey by requesting the nose of Michael Jackson, jaw of Jennifer Aniston, profile of Jennifer Lopez and lips of Angelina Jolie. Seriously. She wants her nose to look like Michael Jackson. Wow…

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in 1980, Dennis Abner was your average San Diego guy. He is a former Marine with a college education and one night he had a dream where an indian chief told him to “follow the way of the tiger”. Now, dreams can be interpreted in a number of ways, for example, to me “following the way of the tiger” would be about being strong and brave. Apparently Dennis took it literally and immediately started transforming himself into a strange, cat-like anomaly.

Dennis (who has had his name legally changed to “Catman”) started his transformation with tattoos around his eyes and has since spent close to $200,000 on tattoos, plastic surgery and body modification. Here is a list of some of his “tiger”-like changes:

* Upper lip split and reshaped


* Silicon lip implants


* Full body tattoos


* Teeth removed and replaced with pointy dentures


* Cheek implants


* Nose implant


* Chin implant


* Brow implant


* Ears clipped and pointed


* 6 stainless steel implants in forehead (to mount whiskers)


* 18 lip peircings (to mount whiskers)

Catman would like to get additional body modification, including steel mounts implanted in his scalp (to attached cat ears to) and he claims that he would like real tiger pelt surgically attached to his body. Unfortunately he needs to find a job first so he can save up the money to continue with his transformation. Personally I think he should just get himself a sugermamma. Does anyone know Jocelyn Wildensteins phone number? I think they would be perfect together!

Here is a video of an appearance that Catman made on an international talk show. Towards the end of the video, they show a picture of Catman before he underwent extreme body modification:

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Janice Dickinson has admittedly spent around $100,000 on plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures. To date, Janice has had the following procedures:

* Tummy Tuck


* Breast Implants


* Lip Implant


* Cheek Implants


* Neck Lift


* Face Lift


* Breast Lift


* Liposuction


* Upper & Lower Eyelid Surgeries


* Injectable Fillers (such as collagen)


* Botox


* Veneers

If it can be sucked, tucked, implanted or injected, Janice has probably had it done! In Janice’s own words:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is…I’m honest about it; I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections…I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”

While Janice Dickinson doesn’t look as horrifying as some plastic surgery addicts, she definately is starting to look like she’s obviously had a lot of plastic surgery, which shouldn’t be the goal of cosmetic surgery. Although, I do give her credit for being honest about it, rather then lieing like most celebrities.

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Nicole Kidman used to be the cute, quirky girl next door, but apparently Hollywood has gotten to her as she grows older. Nicole uses Botox on a regular basis, she has veneers on her teeth and she has been getting injectable lip fillers for years.

Unfortunately, it appears that she took the lip augmentation to the next level and opted for either some sort of crazy lip implant, or she had an augmentation surgery to change the shape of her lips.

Nicole Kidmans upper lip looks deformed. Is this the look her plastic surgeon was going for, or was Nicole’s lip augmentation surgery botched?

Last year Nicole Kidman (who will be 41 this year), publicly denied that she has ever had a cosmetic procedure:

“To be honest, I am completely natural,” Kidman tells Marie Claire magazine. “I have nothing in my face or anything,” she says. “I wear sunscreen, and I don’t smoke. I take care of myself. And I’m very proud to say that.“

Taking care of yourself will make you healthy, but it will not make your lips bigger. Sorry, but I’m calling shenanigans on this one, Nicole (and by “calling shenanigans” I’m politely calling Nicole Kidman a big fat liar).

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Cindy Jackson has been call the original “Extreme Makeover” and has become somewhat famous for completely changing her looks with plastic surgery.

In the late 80’s Cindy Jackson received an inheritance and decided to have plastic surgery. Since then, she has had 9 cosmetic surgeries (with many of those surgeries having more then one procedure done at a time) and has had the following cosmetic procedures: Nose jobs, eye lifts, cheek implants, lip augmentation, cosmetic dentistry, chin reduction, jaw reshaping, facelifts, breast implants, removal of breast implants, fat transfers, liposuction, soft tissue filler injections, laser treatments, dermabrasion, chemical peels and much more.

It sounds like Cindy Jackson has a text book case of plastic surgery addiction, but surprisingly, she doesn’t look too over done.

Here is Cindy Jackson at age 49 with Tara Reid:

For someone whom has had such extreme plastic surgery, I think her plastic surgeon did a wonderful job. Cindy Jackson’s plastic surgeon is Dr. E. Latimer-Sayer and he does consultations in London and Southampton. It looks like he currently works at Highgate Hospital.

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Katie Price (aka “Jordan) decided to get some additional plastic surgery while she was having her 4th boob job. According to Katie, she let the plastic surgeon pick one thing on her that he’s like to “fix” and he choose to give her a nose job.

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