Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

In a statement to Fitness magazine, Kathy Griffin has sworn off plastic surgery and has hit the proverbial nail on the head, about plastic surgery.

Kathy Griffin about her experience with plastic surgery:

“What I found, though, was that it didn’t help me one bit,” Griffin says. “It didn’t get me happier or didn’t make me look particularly younger.“

In 2003 Kathy Griffin underwent a facelift, eye job and what she calls “all that stuff”, which probably means botox and soft tissue fillers, as well.

Kathy is currently 47 years old.

Popularity: 56% [?]

Just when I was complimenting the work that Madonna has had done on her face, she goes and over does it…

Madonna before and after plastic surgery:

It looks like Madonna got some more plastic surgery, probably in preparation for her “Sticky and Sweet” tour, but DAMN it looks strange. It looks like she received cheek implants by the way her cheekbones are jutting off her face unnaturally. It makes me wonder if she had a face lift as well? Her face looks awfully tight for a 50 year old women…

You can also tell that she has plumped her lips slightly, but her lips look nice and nearly natural, unlike whatever she had done to her face/cheeks.

Madonna’s face look verrrryyyy different nowadays:

Popularity: 64% [?]

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan Rivers plastic face:

(Click picture for close up of Joan River’s face)

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers before & after plastic surgery:

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Is Joan Rivers turning into the puppet Madame?

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

Popularity: 89% [?]

Jackie Zeman is an actress that has appeared on the soap opera “General Hospital” for the last 30 years. She is currently 55 years old and the amount of plastic surgery she has had on her face seems quite abundant.

Jackie Zeman before and after plastic surgery:

It appears that Jackie has surgically altered nearly every part of her face. In addition to the standard issue Hollywood duck-lips, Jackie also has tried to transform her face into a more heart-like shape with cheek and chin implants. She has very few wrinkles for a women in her mid-50’s, which suggests a facelift and/or Botox injections. She would look like a completely different person without all the plastic surgery, but is that such a bad thing?

Popularity: 81% [?]

Brigitte Nielsen was an extemely hot model/actress in the 80’s, and she just can’t seem to accept that her glory days are over. She has appears on numerous reality shows that feature washed up celebrities, including “The Surreal Life”, “The Mole”, “Strange Love”, “Celebrity Big Brother” and “Celebrity Rehab”.

Now, Brigitte Nielson is starring in her own reality show titled, “From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic”. On here new show, Brigitte will undergo a facelift, eyelift, breast lift, liposuction, breast reduction and additional cosmetic surgeries in a desperate attempt to turn back time.

Here are Brigitte’s thoughts and reasoning behind her plastic surgery makeover:

“I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre…I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again…The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying,” Brigitte said. “You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to….I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.“

It will be interesting to see how she looks after all of the plastic surgeries she is undergoing. Her goal is to pose for Playboy again, although at 44 I don’t really have any interest in see Brigitte Nielson naked, no matter how much plastic surgery she has done.

Brigitte Nielson in the 80’s. Before she needed plastic surgery:

Popularity: 93% [?]

Madonna is well know for reinventing herself and it appears that she is desperately trying to restore the youth to her face. Unfortunately, even living an extremely healthy lifestyle can only turn back time so much. The rest of the fine tuning is then left to a plastic surgeon…

Madonna before and after plastic surgery?:

It appears that Madonna has some work done of her face, right before her Reinvention Tour in 2004. She has certainly had a blepharoplasty (upper and lower eyelid surgery) as well as some botox and possibly some facial fillers to smooth out the lines. All in all, I think Madonna looks great. She will be 50 years old this year.

Popularity: 66% [?]

It’s hard to pinpoint, but lately there is just something about Fergie’s face that is a bit off. Her face looks very wax-like nowadays:

Fergie’s Face circa 2004 and Today:

There is definately a subtle, but odd, change in Fergie’s face from 2004 to now and I suspect botox and possibly facial fillers to plump and soften wrinkles.

Fergie at 29: Before Botox?

Fergie at 33: After Botox?

When Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson was with the Black Eyed Peas, I thought she was the hottest women on the planet, but now, it looks like she is peering out of a wax mask that used to be a very beautiful face. Understandably, at 33 years old Fergie is way over the hill in terms of pop-stardom and she probably feels the pressure to look as young as possible in order to keep her fans.

Popularity: 59% [?]