In addition to the porno pout, 35-year-old Rachel also appears to be abusing the botox, which has left her with a wonky eye. All of the plastic surgery that Rachel has had is pretty sad, as she used to be really pretty. Now she just looks trashy and cheap.

It was reported that Rachel got $10million from Tiger in order to keep her mouth shut about the details of their affair. I wonder how much of that money has been injected into her face already.

After scanning the pictures Tila took of the scratches and bruises she received, it looks like she is adding to her list of plastic surgeries/cosmetic procedures. In addition to undergoing at least two boob jobs, it looks like Tila has started to rework her face. She is sporting a new set of plumped up lips and her jawline looks a bit different. I’m wondering if she had the same procedure as Charice Pempengo?

Sofia Vergara versus Madonna

When asked about the plastic surgery craze, 38-year-old Sofia said, “Women all look the same now…That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”

When asked for comment on the interview, Madonna’s rep responded, “Meow, Ms. Vergara.”

Well, Madonna (and Heather Locklear and Lisa Rinna and Meg Ryan, etc. etc. etc.), someone had to say it. It’s just sad that these stars are surrounded by people that tell them that they look great after these cosmetic procedures, when in fact they look like desperate freaks.

Apparently Tara didn’t learn her lesson about plastic surgery, after receiving bad liposuction and botched breast implants, and she obviously didn’t learn anything in rehab, as she continues to get wasted and party her face off. Way to go Tara. At least you’re a little less wrinkly then you were last year?

More pictures of a drunk Tara Reid on a boat. Weeeeee.

And while Blake Lively’s plumper lip looks fine, I don’t think it makes her look any better (so why waste the time, money and pain to have chemicals injected into your face?). And as countless young actresses have proven before, once you start with the Restylane, it’s harder then heroine to break the habit, and then your lips slowly get overinflated until you end up looking ridiculous.

“If I’d lost a leg in a car crash, people wouldn’t have felt able to take the mickey out of me so mercilessly….People don’t laugh at Heather Mills because she lost a leg.”

Well Leslie, that is probably because Heather Mills lost her leg after being hit by a car. You, on the other hand, paid a plastic surgeon to butcher your face. So, yeah…I think you need to come up with a better analogy then that, you vapid c$%^.

And even though Leslie has made a big whiney stink about how bad her lip implants turned out, she obviously still gets Botox and filler injected into her face and has recently said that she wouldn’t rule out getting a facelift in the future. What an idiot.

In other news…Doesn’t it look like Leslie Ash and Meg Ryan got their lip implants from the same doctor?

Scary.

When you check into jail you can not bring makeup, hair extensions or jewelry, so I guess super-sizing her lips keeps Lilo feeling like a star while she sits in the clink…

Danielle, you look creepy. You need to lay off the plastic surgery.

At first I was a bit confused as to why a successful, talented fashion designer like Lloyd Klein would do something so surgically ridiculous to his face, but as I delved deeper into the facts it all started to make sense…Lloyd Klein dates the women with the worlds worst plastic surgery: Jocelyn Wildenstein!

Lloyd Klein in 2006 with his girlfriend Jocelyn Wildenstein:

If Lloyd is indeed getting plastic surgery tips from Jocelyn Wildenstein I would have to assume the he is either mentally retarded or suffering from some psychological disorder. Hopefully Lloyd’s family will stage some sort of intervention before he turns into Jocelyn’s dream man…Catman!