Tales of celebrity plastic surgery... » Jocelyn Wildenstein

Lloyd Klein – The Next Catman?

Famous Plastic — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 04:21:45 +0000

LLoyd Klein is a 43-year-old French Canadian fashion designer that appears to have recently undergone some unfortunate plastic surgery. It appears that Lloyd has had his cheeks and lips plumped (which always looks ridiculous on men!), a nose job and his eyes have also been lifted, which could be the result of a brow lift, or full face lift. From the awkward tightness of his face, I would say that he did opt for the full facelift.

At first I was a bit confused as to why a successful, talented fashion designer like Lloyd Klein would do something so surgically ridiculous to his face, but as I delved deeper into the facts it all started to make sense…Lloyd Klein dates the women with the worlds worst plastic surgery: Jocelyn Wildenstein!

Lloyd Klein in 2006 with his girlfriend Jocelyn Wildenstein:

If Lloyd is indeed getting plastic surgery tips from Jocelyn Wildenstein I would have to assume the he is either mentally retarded or suffering from some psychological disorder. Hopefully Lloyd’s family will stage some sort of intervention before he turns into Jocelyn’s dream man…Catman!

The Curse of The Socialite

Famous Plastic — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:32:33 +0000

What is it with socialites using plastic surgery to turn themselves into beasts?

Michaela Romanini, a Thai socialite & Jocelyn Wildenstein

Above is Italian socialite Michaela Romanini, a socialite from Thailand and good ol’ Swiss socialite, Jocelyn Wildenstein. Each of them have paid plastic surgeons hundreds of thousands of dollars to look the way that they do. Yikes.

Jocelyn Wildenstein – Plastic Surgery Nightmare

Famous Plastic — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 18:54:06 +0000

Jocelyn Wildenstein is a New York socialite with a serious addiction to plastic surgery.

Jocelyn Wildenstein before plastic surgery:

It has been reported that Jocelyn has spent close to $4,000,000 to surgically transform herself into a monstrosity.

Jocelyn Wildenstein after plastic surgery:

Jocelyn Wildenstein married a rich art dealer when she was young and caught him cheating on her. They divorced, she got millions and so began her self destructive plastic surgery addiction. She wanted her plastic surgeon to transform her looks so she would look more cat-like. Talk about someone with too much time and money on their hands!

Personally, I don’t think she looks cat-like at all. She looks like a cross between a transvestite burn victim and that kid from the movie “Mask”.

Rocky from “Mask” (left) and Jocelyn Wildenstein (right):

Seriously though, Jocelyn has to suffer from some serious mental issues to completely disfigure herself in this way. How in the hell can Britney Spears be held against her will for acting a little crazy, yet no one has thrown Jocelyn Wildenstein in a padded room? If someone is caught cutting themselves, they would be immediately admitted to the psych ward, yet you can let someone else slice and dice you and it’s okay?

More Jocelyn Wildenstein pictures:

Some of the plastic surgeries that Jocelyn Wildenstein has had: eye work (to make them more cat-like), face lift, lip implants, cheek implants, chin implant, breast implants, liposuction, brow lift, soft tissue fillers, etc. etc. etc…