Kelly Bensimon is on the reality show “The Real Housewives of NYC”, which I thought was about rich housewives, so what’s up with the budget boob job?

If you were born with oddly shaped, lopsided breasts I can guarantee that you would not parade them around town, so why is it that when people pay a plastic surgeon to make themselves look like a mutant they think they look awesome? I swear that plastic surgeons prey on the mental ill…