Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Hillary Rodham Clinton sure does look “refreshed” for a women of 60, don’t you think? I couldn’t help but notice how different she looked while campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination. She didn’t used to be so fresh-faced and bright-eyed. Has she been getting lots of rest? Vacationing? Having good sex? OR, has she developed a relationship with a new man (a plastic surgeon to be exact…)?

It certainly looks like she has had quite a bit of plastic surgery on her face, since she started running for political office. Don’t get me wrong, I think she looks great! She has been very lucky to have been worked on by a very talented plastic surgeon.

It appears that Hillary has had a mini face lift, neck lift and blepharoplasty (upper and lower eye work), and she has been keeping up her new look with botox injections. She also has a full set of upper veneers on her teeth.

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Janice Dickinson has admittedly spent around $100,000 on plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures. To date, Janice has had the following procedures:

* Tummy Tuck


* Breast Implants


* Lip Implant


* Cheek Implants


* Neck Lift


* Face Lift


* Breast Lift


* Liposuction


* Upper & Lower Eyelid Surgeries


* Injectable Fillers (such as collagen)


* Botox


* Veneers

If it can be sucked, tucked, implanted or injected, Janice has probably had it done! In Janice’s own words:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is…I’m honest about it; I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections…I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”

While Janice Dickinson doesn’t look as horrifying as some plastic surgery addicts, she definately is starting to look like she’s obviously had a lot of plastic surgery, which shouldn’t be the goal of cosmetic surgery. Although, I do give her credit for being honest about it, rather then lieing like most celebrities.

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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a New York socialite with a serious addiction to plastic surgery.

It has been reported that Jocelyn has spent close to $4,000,000 to surgically transform herself into a monstrosity.

Jocelyn Wildenstein married a rich art dealer when she was young and caught him cheating on her. They divorced, she got millions and so began her self destructive plastic surgery addiction. She wanted her plastic surgeon to transform her looks so she would look more cat-like. Talk about someone with too much time and money on their hands!

Personally, I don’t think she looks cat-like at all. She looks like a cross between a transvestite burn victim and that kid from the movie “Mask”.

Seriously though, Jocelyn has to suffer from some serious mental issues to completely disfigure herself in this way. How in the hell can Britney Spears be held against her will for acting a little crazy, yet no one has thrown Jocelyn Wildenstein in a padded room? If someone is caught cutting themselves, they would be immediately admitted to the psych ward, yet you can let someone else slice and dice you and it’s okay?

Some of the plastic surgeries that Jocelyn Wildenstein has had: eye work (to make them more cat-like), face lift, lip implants, cheek implants, chin implant, breast implants, liposuction, brow lift, soft tissue fillers, etc. etc. etc…

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