Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Sergey Zverev is a Russian hairstylist turned popstar that has transformed his looks via plastic surgery.

Just like Michael Jackson, Sergey has gone to extremes to transform his face into a very feminine looking man. He has had a very aggressive nose job (that turned out very poorly in my opinion), jaw work and the most ghastly lip implant that I have ever seen on a man. It also appears that he has had botox or even a full face lift (Sergey Zverev is in his mid-40’s) and god only knows what else.

Here is a video of Sergey’s plastic face, hard at work (singing one of his hit songs):

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Owen Wilson definately has one of the most misshapen noses that I have seen. Owen always declines to discuss his nose, but apparently his nose was badly broken while playing high school football.

Luckly for Owen, his misshapen nose has not stunted his success as an actor and has become known as one of his most identifying features. Good thing he didn’t undergo corrective surgery to fix it! Perhaps he would have ended up like Jennifer Grey? After starring in “Dirty Dancing”, Jennifer Grey decided that she did not like her larger then average nose and underwent rhinoplasty to “fix” it. After the surgery, her unique look was gone and her acting career came to s screeching halt.

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Tyra Banks has been adamant about defending herself against rumors that she has breast implants. She went so far as to have a plastic surgeon inspect her breasts in front of a live audience on her talk show.

While Tyra might not have had plastic surgery on her breasts, she certainly has had work done on her face. More specifically, Tyra Banks has had a nose job:

It also appears that she may have had her hairline lowered. Although, she wears so much fake hair, that it may just be a beauty trick accomplished with her weave, rather then actual surgery.

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Here are the before and after pictures of Jenny Lee, a plastic surgery addict, who has spent over $80,000 on plastic surgery.

Jenny is so obsessed with her appearance that she had a brow lift at age 25, along with a laundry list of other procedures, including a nose job to make her nose look like Michael Jacksons. She even recently underwent a full body lift, which is a major surgery normally reserved for obese people that have lost over 100lbs and have excess skin that needs to be removed.

More on Jenny Lee.

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Everyone is so busy debating if Kim Kardashian has butt implants or breast implants, that her nose job has been totally unnoticed. Or, maybe it’s because every kid growing up in Hollywood has a least one nose job…

Kim Kardashian is Armenian and used to have a nose that matched her ethnicity. It appears that Kim had a nose job in 2007, right before she became well known for…hanging out with Paris Hilton and having a huge ass.

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Apparently “plastic surgery enthusiast” is the new politically correct term for plastic surgery addicts, because that is what the TV show “The Insider” is calling Jenny Lee.

Jenny Lee is a 31 year old wannabe model/actress from Texas, that has undergone a ridiculous amount of plastic surgeries and cosmetic procedures. She has had over 30 procedures including:

* Breast implants (twice)


* Cheek implants


* Chin implant


* Lip implants (3 times)


* Nose jobs (3 times)


* Breast lift (3 times)


* Liposuction on her arms, hips, thighs, stomach & knees


* A full body lift


* Botox injections


* Veneers

Unfortunately the only acting/modeling work that Jenny Lee gets is on talk shows to talk about how plastic she is, plastic surgery addiction and BDD (Body Dismorphic Disorder). But apparently any attention is good attention for Jenny Lee, because even thought she admits to being addicted to enthusiastic about plastic surgery as well as acknowledging that she has Body Dismorphic Disorder, she has no plans to stop getting plastic surgery.

Jenny Lee started off her plastic surgery journey by requesting the nose of Michael Jackson, jaw of Jennifer Aniston, profile of Jennifer Lopez and lips of Angelina Jolie. Seriously. She wants her nose to look like Michael Jackson. Wow…

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in 1980, Dennis Abner was your average San Diego guy. He is a former Marine with a college education and one night he had a dream where an indian chief told him to “follow the way of the tiger”. Now, dreams can be interpreted in a number of ways, for example, to me “following the way of the tiger” would be about being strong and brave. Apparently Dennis took it literally and immediately started transforming himself into a strange, cat-like anomaly.

Dennis (who has had his name legally changed to “Catman”) started his transformation with tattoos around his eyes and has since spent close to $200,000 on tattoos, plastic surgery and body modification. Here is a list of some of his “tiger”-like changes:

* Upper lip split and reshaped


* Silicon lip implants


* Full body tattoos


* Teeth removed and replaced with pointy dentures


* Cheek implants


* Nose implant


* Chin implant


* Brow implant


* Ears clipped and pointed


* 6 stainless steel implants in forehead (to mount whiskers)


* 18 lip peircings (to mount whiskers)

Catman would like to get additional body modification, including steel mounts implanted in his scalp (to attached cat ears to) and he claims that he would like real tiger pelt surgically attached to his body. Unfortunately he needs to find a job first so he can save up the money to continue with his transformation. Personally I think he should just get himself a sugermamma. Does anyone know Jocelyn Wildensteins phone number? I think they would be perfect together!

Here is a video of an appearance that Catman made on an international talk show. Towards the end of the video, they show a picture of Catman before he underwent extreme body modification:

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I bet celebrities hate it when old pictures of themselves surface. Old high school pictures make all of the cosmetic surgeries that they’ve had very obvious, like this picture of Paula Abdul:

Paula is currently 45 years old, but has very few wrinkles, so I think it’s safe to say that she has had other cosmetic procedures as well, including Botox and injectable soft tissue fillers in her face.

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Like most of the Jackson clan, Latoya Jackson has had her fair share of cosmetic surgery. The most obvious plastic surgery that Latoya has had is an aggressive rhinoplasty.

It seems that plastic surgeons in the 80’s and early 90’s gave everyone the exact same nose! A bad nose job is one that is completely different from the nose you started with (like Latoya). Nowadays, plastic surgeons are going for a more subtle change by refining and/or straightening your nose, but not making such aggressive changes.

Latoya Jackson looks like she also has had chin and cheek implants, just like her brother Michael Jackson. I bet they use the same unfortunate plastic surgeon, as their procedures look very similar.

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