Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Here are the before and after pictures of Jenny Lee, a plastic surgery addict, who has spent over $80,000 on plastic surgery.

Jenny is so obsessed with her appearance that she had a brow lift at age 25, along with a laundry list of other procedures, including a nose job to make her nose look like Michael Jacksons. She even recently underwent a full body lift, which is a major surgery normally reserved for obese people that have lost over 100lbs and have excess skin that needs to be removed.

More on Jenny Lee.

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Apparently “plastic surgery enthusiast” is the new politically correct term for plastic surgery addicts, because that is what the TV show “The Insider” is calling Jenny Lee.

Jenny Lee is a 31 year old wannabe model/actress from Texas, that has undergone a ridiculous amount of plastic surgeries and cosmetic procedures. She has had over 30 procedures including:

* Breast implants (twice)


* Cheek implants


* Chin implant


* Lip implants (3 times)


* Nose jobs (3 times)


* Breast lift (3 times)


* Liposuction on her arms, hips, thighs, stomach & knees


* A full body lift


* Botox injections


* Veneers

Unfortunately the only acting/modeling work that Jenny Lee gets is on talk shows to talk about how plastic she is, plastic surgery addiction and BDD (Body Dismorphic Disorder). But apparently any attention is good attention for Jenny Lee, because even thought she admits to being addicted to enthusiastic about plastic surgery as well as acknowledging that she has Body Dismorphic Disorder, she has no plans to stop getting plastic surgery.

Jenny Lee started off her plastic surgery journey by requesting the nose of Michael Jackson, jaw of Jennifer Aniston, profile of Jennifer Lopez and lips of Angelina Jolie. Seriously. She wants her nose to look like Michael Jackson. Wow…

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in 1980, Dennis Abner was your average San Diego guy. He is a former Marine with a college education and one night he had a dream where an indian chief told him to “follow the way of the tiger”. Now, dreams can be interpreted in a number of ways, for example, to me “following the way of the tiger” would be about being strong and brave. Apparently Dennis took it literally and immediately started transforming himself into a strange, cat-like anomaly.

Dennis (who has had his name legally changed to “Catman”) started his transformation with tattoos around his eyes and has since spent close to $200,000 on tattoos, plastic surgery and body modification. Here is a list of some of his “tiger”-like changes:

* Upper lip split and reshaped


* Silicon lip implants


* Full body tattoos


* Teeth removed and replaced with pointy dentures


* Cheek implants


* Nose implant


* Chin implant


* Brow implant


* Ears clipped and pointed


* 6 stainless steel implants in forehead (to mount whiskers)


* 18 lip peircings (to mount whiskers)

Catman would like to get additional body modification, including steel mounts implanted in his scalp (to attached cat ears to) and he claims that he would like real tiger pelt surgically attached to his body. Unfortunately he needs to find a job first so he can save up the money to continue with his transformation. Personally I think he should just get himself a sugermamma. Does anyone know Jocelyn Wildensteins phone number? I think they would be perfect together!

Here is a video of an appearance that Catman made on an international talk show. Towards the end of the video, they show a picture of Catman before he underwent extreme body modification:

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Janice Dickinson has admittedly spent around $100,000 on plastic surgery and cosmetic procedures. To date, Janice has had the following procedures:

* Tummy Tuck


* Breast Implants


* Lip Implant


* Cheek Implants


* Neck Lift


* Face Lift


* Breast Lift


* Liposuction


* Upper & Lower Eyelid Surgeries


* Injectable Fillers (such as collagen)


* Botox


* Veneers

If it can be sucked, tucked, implanted or injected, Janice has probably had it done! In Janice’s own words:

“Believe me, I’m a 900-year-old dinosaur and without 14 inches of make-up and 32 pounds of fake weave I wouldn’t look the way I do. I want to be the best-looking corpse there is…I’m honest about it; I haven’t got a problem with it. I borrow bits from everyone. Every six months I fly to Dallas to get Botox and I also get collagen injections…I’m addicted to cosmetic surgery.”

While Janice Dickinson doesn’t look as horrifying as some plastic surgery addicts, she definately is starting to look like she’s obviously had a lot of plastic surgery, which shouldn’t be the goal of cosmetic surgery. Although, I do give her credit for being honest about it, rather then lieing like most celebrities.

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Cindy Jackson has been call the original “Extreme Makeover” and has become somewhat famous for completely changing her looks with plastic surgery.

In the late 80’s Cindy Jackson received an inheritance and decided to have plastic surgery. Since then, she has had 9 cosmetic surgeries (with many of those surgeries having more then one procedure done at a time) and has had the following cosmetic procedures: Nose jobs, eye lifts, cheek implants, lip augmentation, cosmetic dentistry, chin reduction, jaw reshaping, facelifts, breast implants, removal of breast implants, fat transfers, liposuction, soft tissue filler injections, laser treatments, dermabrasion, chemical peels and much more.

It sounds like Cindy Jackson has a text book case of plastic surgery addiction, but surprisingly, she doesn’t look too over done.

Here is Cindy Jackson at age 49 with Tara Reid:

For someone whom has had such extreme plastic surgery, I think her plastic surgeon did a wonderful job. Cindy Jackson’s plastic surgeon is Dr. E. Latimer-Sayer and he does consultations in London and Southampton. It looks like he currently works at Highgate Hospital.

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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a New York socialite with a serious addiction to plastic surgery.

It has been reported that Jocelyn has spent close to $4,000,000 to surgically transform herself into a monstrosity.

Jocelyn Wildenstein married a rich art dealer when she was young and caught him cheating on her. They divorced, she got millions and so began her self destructive plastic surgery addiction. She wanted her plastic surgeon to transform her looks so she would look more cat-like. Talk about someone with too much time and money on their hands!

Personally, I don’t think she looks cat-like at all. She looks like a cross between a transvestite burn victim and that kid from the movie “Mask”.

Seriously though, Jocelyn has to suffer from some serious mental issues to completely disfigure herself in this way. How in the hell can Britney Spears be held against her will for acting a little crazy, yet no one has thrown Jocelyn Wildenstein in a padded room? If someone is caught cutting themselves, they would be immediately admitted to the psych ward, yet you can let someone else slice and dice you and it’s okay?

Some of the plastic surgeries that Jocelyn Wildenstein has had: eye work (to make them more cat-like), face lift, lip implants, cheek implants, chin implant, breast implants, liposuction, brow lift, soft tissue fillers, etc. etc. etc…

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Lil Kim’s bad nose job is progressively getting worse. Her plastic surgeon pulled a “Michael Jackson” and took way too much off the top. As we age, our bodies change and unfortunately Lil Kim does not have enough cartilage left in her nose to hold it up, so her bridge has sunken into her skull. She looks like someone threw a little bit of putty at her face and called it a nose. Pretty!

Lil Kim has had several bad plastic surgeries including lumpy lipo, bad breast implants, cheek implants, nose job, lip aug, etc. I think it’s safe to say that she is addicted to plastic surgery and has royally screwed up her face and body in her quest for plastic perfection.

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Some people feel that plastic surgery will fix all of their problems, but the problem is often more then just skin deep. For people with body dismorphia or those with addictive personalities, plastic surgery can quickly become an addiction.Here is one such case of plastic surgery addiction (as well as shopping addiction) as featured on the A&E television show “Intervention”:

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