Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

I don’t spook easily, but there is just something about Joan River’s face that scares the shit out of me!

Joan has had extensive plastic surgery on her face such as: Multiple facelifts, brow lift, botox, soft tissue fillers, jaw implants, multiple nose jobs, veneers, blepharoplasty (eye work), liposuction, cheek implants, breast implants, etc. etc. etc…

Joan Rivers plastic surgeried face is so inanimate that it looks inhuman. She looks like a scary, walking, talking puppet. Sort of like that movie “Leprechaun” or Madame the puppet.

Joan Rivers is 75 years old and is most certainly addicted to plastic surgery. She has been quoted as saying, “My motto is ‘better a new face coming out of an old car than an old face coming out of a new car’. Spend your money on you.” and, “Plastic surgery has everything to do with how a person feels about him or herself. There is no such thing as too much.”

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Actress Patricia Heaton had a tummy tuck in 2000, that didn’t turn out so well. Her belly button has gone missing!

I don’t know about you, but I would be horrified if my stomach looked like that. Why can’t people just go to the gym, rather then the plastic surgeon, to improve their bodies?

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I always suspected that Mary Kate Olsen (and possibly Ashley) started getting lip injections, shortly after they turned 18. It’s pretty much a requisite to have had “work done”, in order to get into Hollywood hotspots like Villa, The Ivy and Chateau Marmont, nowadays…

Any who, my suspicions were validated after seeing Mary-Kate at Paris Fashion Week. She has most certainly plumped her lips and it looks like she stepped out in public before the swelling has gone down this time.

I guess when you have millions of dollars and a lot of time on your hands, getting cosmetic surgery is just something to do to pass the time until the clubs open…

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Jackie Zeman is an actress that has appeared on the soap opera “General Hospital” for the last 30 years. She is currently 55 years old and the amount of plastic surgery she has had on her face seems quite abundant.

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Brigitte Nielsen was an extemely hot model/actress in the 80’s, and she just can’t seem to accept that her glory days are over. She has appears on numerous reality shows that feature washed up celebrities, including “The Surreal Life”, “The Mole”, “Strange Love”, “Celebrity Big Brother” and “Celebrity Rehab”.

Now, Brigitte Nielson is starring in her own reality show titled, “From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic”. On here new show, Brigitte will undergo a facelift, eyelift, breast lift, liposuction, breast reduction and additional cosmetic surgeries in a desperate attempt to turn back time.

Here are Brigitte’s thoughts and reasoning behind her plastic surgery makeover:

“I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre…I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again…The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying,” Brigitte said. “You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to….I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.“

It will be interesting to see how she looks after all of the plastic surgeries she is undergoing. Her goal is to pose for Playboy again, although at 44 I don’t really have any interest in see Brigitte Nielson naked, no matter how much plastic surgery she has done.

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Some old prom pictures of Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson have surfaced, and I think they are very telling when it comes to the “What has happened to Fergie’s face?” question.

Something has definately happened to her brow. I thought it was simply some aggressive botox, but the change is so extreme that I think she may have had a full-on brow lift.

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Sarah Larson, the Las Vegas cocktail waitress that George Clooney used to bang, is trying to extend her 15 minutes of fame. She bought herself new boobs in hopes of posing for Playboy.

Sarah Larson was pursuing a modeling career (probably because George Clooney should not be dating a cocktail waitress) and had landed a couple of high fashion runway shows, before she underwent breast augmentation. Personally I think she sabotaged any sort of real modeling career by getting breast implants. Looks like Sarah will be heading back to “modeling” Vegas-style…

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Plastic surgery is so mainstream nowadays. New boobs, botox and lip injections are no longer for the bored, rich house wife or movie stars. You too can have brand new boobs, for a low monthly payment of $45!

Any how, I guess that the novelty of being a horny midget wore off and midget porn star, Bridget “The Midget” Powers, decided to get fake tits too.

I wonder how many little people get boob jobs nowadays? Because, everyone knows, people like girls with big plastic boobs, no. matter. what. Boobs = good. boooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbs. HUh? Where am I. Fucking circus peanuts. Get me every time…

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Madonna is well know for reinventing herself and it appears that she is desperately trying to restore the youth to her face. Unfortunately, even living an extremely healthy lifestyle can only turn back time so much. The rest of the fine tuning is then left to a plastic surgeon…

It appears that Madonna has some work done of her face, right before her Reinvention Tour in 2004. She has certainly had a blepharoplasty (upper and lower eyelid surgery) as well as some botox and possibly some facial fillers to smooth out the lines. All in all, I think Madonna looks great. She will be 50 years old this year.

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It’s hard to pinpoint, but lately there is just something about Fergie’s face that is a bit off. Her face looks very wax-like nowadays:

There is definately a subtle, but odd, change in Fergie’s face from 2004 to now and I suspect botox and possibly facial fillers to plump and soften wrinkles.

When Stacy “Fergie” Ferguson was with the Black Eyed Peas, I thought she was the hottest women on the planet, but now, it looks like she is peering out of a wax mask that used to be a very beautiful face. Understandably, at 33 years old Fergie is way over the hill in terms of pop-stardom and she probably feels the pressure to look as young as possible in order to keep her fans.

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