And while Blake Lively’s plumper lip looks fine, I don’t think it makes her look any better (so why waste the time, money and pain to have chemicals injected into your face?). And as countless young actresses have proven before, once you start with the Restylane, it’s harder then heroine to break the habit, and then your lips slowly get overinflated until you end up looking ridiculous.

Well, we can now add “plastic surgery” to the long list of things that mommy and daddy have bought Ashley. Ashley Holmes recently underwent rhinoplasty surgery and in typical spoiled rich girl fashion, she posted a picture of her bandaged up nose on her Facebook page. It pretty sad that unnecessary plastic surgery is something for rich kids to brag about nowadays. Remember when parents used to instill self esteem in their children by teaching them that they are pretty and perfect just the way they are? I guess giving your kid plastic surgery is just easier?

Even worse is that Ashley’s nose job did absolutely nothing to improve her looks. I think she looks way, way better before she underwent the rhinoplasty surgery. Her new nose is too small for her face and makes her face look round and pudgy. What do you think of Ashley’s new nose?

Click on the picture to find out which famous faces these over-inflated lips belong to!

“If I’d lost a leg in a car crash, people wouldn’t have felt able to take the mickey out of me so mercilessly….People don’t laugh at Heather Mills because she lost a leg.”

Well Leslie, that is probably because Heather Mills lost her leg after being hit by a car. You, on the other hand, paid a plastic surgeon to butcher your face. So, yeah…I think you need to come up with a better analogy then that, you vapid c$%^.

And even though Leslie has made a big whiney stink about how bad her lip implants turned out, she obviously still gets Botox and filler injected into her face and has recently said that she wouldn’t rule out getting a facelift in the future. What an idiot.

In other news…Doesn’t it look like Leslie Ash and Meg Ryan got their lip implants from the same doctor?

Scary.

When you check into jail you can not bring makeup, hair extensions or jewelry, so I guess super-sizing her lips keeps Lilo feeling like a star while she sits in the clink…

Danielle, you look creepy. You need to lay off the plastic surgery.

Now this is where it gets weird…Charice decided to get botox and Thermage skin-tightening for her “Glee” debut. Botox and skin tightening for an 18 year old?! Seriously?! Is the recession that bad that plastic surgeons need to lure in teens and perform unnecessary procedures in order to make their payments on their Porsches and million dollar mortgages? Whomever it was that agreed to give Charice (or any teenager) Botox is an unethical scumbag, if you ask me.

At first I was a bit confused as to why a successful, talented fashion designer like Lloyd Klein would do something so surgically ridiculous to his face, but as I delved deeper into the facts it all started to make sense…Lloyd Klein dates the women with the worlds worst plastic surgery: Jocelyn Wildenstein!

Lloyd Klein in 2006 with his girlfriend Jocelyn Wildenstein:

If Lloyd is indeed getting plastic surgery tips from Jocelyn Wildenstein I would have to assume the he is either mentally retarded or suffering from some psychological disorder. Hopefully Lloyd’s family will stage some sort of intervention before he turns into Jocelyn’s dream man…Catman!

Sheyla is 30 years old and has had TEN breast enlargement surgeries. She has to fly to Brazil to get her boob job fix, because the United States does not allow plastic surgeons to inject more then one gallon of silicon into breast implants. The Brazilian version of Guinness Book of World Records awarded Sheyla with the record for the largest breast implants after she increased her cup size to 38KKK. But, Sheyla apparently thought her breasts were still too small and decided to undergo yet ANOTHER breast enlargement surgery in July 2010. This most recent surgery did not go so well and Sheyla contracted a staph infection (which can be fatal). Sheyla is currently in a Houston hospital, were surgeons have removed her gigantic breast implants in an attempt to stop the infection. There is a possibility that Sheyla will still have to have one, or both, of her breasts removed in an attempt to save her life.

If Sheyla makes it through this mess, I wonder if she’s stupid enough to have more plastic surgery?

More pictures of Shayla “modeling”:

Both Kim’s have undergone many of the same plastic surgery procedures (liposuction, nose job, breast implants, botox, etc), so Kim K, let this be a warning…Stop while you are ahead, sweetheart!

For the record, Lil Kim is only 35! All of the plastic surgery she has had on her face has made her look like a 60 year old after a too tight face lift. WTF. Check out Lil Kim before plastic surgery.