WTF Happened to Billy Bob Thornton?!
2012
Apparently Billy Bob Thornton has been playing Hollywood plastic surgery roulette and has come out looking like this…
Billy Bob, who is 56 years old, recently appeared on Nightline and our inbox was immediately flooded with “WTF HAPPENED TO BILLY BOB’S FACE!” emails. Well, we have the answer and it’s not pretty: Billy Bob Thornton has officially crossed the line and overdosed on Botox. And he looks like shit. A scrawny piece of spray tanned, waxen shit. With fake hair stuck in the top.
Billy Bob has obviously been spending too much time at the plastic surgeons office and shows the signs of over usage of Botox. While he still has deep wrinkles around his eyes and mouth, his forehead is completely (and bizarrely) smooth and frozen. Billy Bob has also had hair restoration surgery (“hairplugs”) to fill in his once receded hairline. Remember when he was bangin’ Angelina Jolie in the back of limos and we NEVER saw him without a hat on? That is because he was bald. Ten years later? His hair is full, thick and dyed brown? WTF.
This makes me so sad!! Billy Bob Thornton is was one of my all time favorite, top 5 actors. Why did I love Billy Bob? Because he was a scrawny, weird, funny, witty, talented actor (that could move all parts of his face in order to express emotion) and could pull chicks like Angelina Jolie. Who is this new Billy Bob that we see now? I have no idea, but I want no part of what that guy is selling…
Billy Bob Thornton as we would like to remember him (okay maybe not the last one…):
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Matt Lauer got down to business on the Today show last week, confronting Kris Jenner about the “fat lip” she apparently woke up with on “Keeping up With the Kardashians” one morning. After laughing awkwardly about the possibility of her fat upper lip situation being due to a “cosmetic procedure surgery gone wrong,” the Kardashian mom said that the public would have to tune in to the show to find out what actually happened. According to Kris, who claims what happened to her upper lip is “really crazy,” the Kardashians are still trying to figure out what went wrong.
With this latest plastic surgery rumor involving the Kardashian clan, it’s kind of amazing that Kris is even trying to deny that she got a lip augmentation. Kris Jenner previously went under the knife before Kim’s wedding to NBA star Kris Humphries, and, not only did Kris not try to hide it, but before and after footage of the plastic surgery procedure was actually filmed for the Kardashian’s reality show. While most moms prepare for their daughter’s wedding by getting a new dress and indulging in a mani-pedi and facial, Kris Jenner went the extra mile and got a facelift. It wasn’t a bad investment though – Kim’s wedding didn’t last, but Kris’ new face sure will! At 56, Kris clearly isn’t getting any younger, and it’s really not that hard to believe that she would undergo plastic surgery again, you know, just to keep up with the rest of the Kardashians.
With Kris Jenner’s trout pout featured on the trailer for the upcoming season of the family’s reality show, it’s obvious the Kardashians are trying to boost their lagging ratings. Let’s be honest, is yet another Kardashian plastic surgery procedure really that shocking? In case that doesn’t work though, Kris has reportedly been pressuring Kim to marry new boyfriend, Kanye West, so that the wedding can be aired on “Keeping up With the Kardashians.” What is Kim waiting for anyway; she and Kanye have already been dating for like five minutes. Kris is probably just excited for another nationally-televised wedding so she has an excuse to “freshen up” again. What’s next Kris, cheek implants? A neck lift? We’re all on the edge of our seats.
Kris Jenner talks with Matt Lauer about her fat lip:
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Jenny McCarthy Prepares For New Playboy Shoot With More Plastic Surgery
2012
Jenny McCarthy has posed for Playboy again and will appear in the July 2012 issue. It has been almost 20 years since her first Playboy pictorial launched her career in 1993, and the former Playmate of the Year is thrilled to celebrate her 40th birthday by doing the nude spread.
While most models prepare for photoshoots by dieting and exercising, apparently Jenny thought she needed a little more help then that, because she went a little overboard with the plastic surgery. The model/actress has always been honest about her love for Botox, but she has since stepped up her plastic surgery game a notch and has started getting those god-awful filler injections in her cheeks.
Jenny has also swapped out her breast implants and has traded in her silicon C-cups for what appears to be larger D-cups. This isn’t all that surprising, since breast implants only last 10 years before they need to be replaced and this is Jenny’s 3rd set of breast implants (at least). What is surprising is that Jenny decided to up-size her implants so soon after down-sizing them in 2009.
You can get a better look at Jenny McCarthy’s latest set of breast implants when she bares all in the July issue of Playboy. By the way, do naked 40-year old moms really sell magazines or is Hugh Hefner slipping?!
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Micaela Schaefer Walks Her Bolt Ons Down The Red Carpet
2012
German model Micaela Shaefer shocked the attendees of the Men In Black 3 premier by walking the red carpet in nothing more then a shredded plastic bag, belt and g-string panties.
While most guys just went slack-jawed and eyeballed the 22-year old models fake boobs, the only thing I could think was, “Ew tacky”. And, “That is so Rose McGowan circa 1998″.
Not surprisingly, it seems that Micaela is just an attention-seeking wannabe and walks any red carpet she can in next to nothing to try and extend her 15-minutes of fame. She has also appeared in at least half a dozen reality shows including “Germany’s Next Top Model” and “Big Brother”.
As for Micaela’s bolt on boobs (that she insists on showing to anyone that will look), how 90′s.
Micaela Schaefer’s other scantily clad red carpet performances:
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Bristol Palin Will Slash Those Immoral Gays With Her Trusty Chin Implant
2012
Bristol Palin is back in the news lately for criticizing President Obama’s support of gay marriage. In response to Obama explaining that he has changed his position on gay marriage, in part from listen to his kids, Bristol wrote:
In this case, it would’ve been helpful for him to explain to Malia and Sasha that while her friends parents are no doubt lovely people, that’s not a reason to change thousands of years of thinking about marriage. Or that – as great as her friends may be – we know that in general kids do better growing up in a mother/father home. Ideally, fathers help shape their kids’ worldview…Sometimes dads should lead their family in the right ways of thinking. In this case, it would’ve been nice if the President would’ve been an actual leader and helped shape their thoughts instead of merely reflecting what many teenagers think after one too many episodes of Glee.
Oh, Bristol, how droll! You are just too witty! But, back to reality…Where an unwed teenage mother honestly thinks she has sound parenting advice for the president of the United States of America, whom has been happily married for 20 years. Is Bristol’s baby daddy, Levi, helping to “lead their family in the right way of thinking”, by posing nude for porn magazine PlayGirl (whose readership is mainly gay men, by the way)? Is Bristol going to teach her children that if they are feeling insecure about the way that they look, they should just get plastic surgery and then lie about it, like she did?
Anywho, enough of the ridiculous stuff that comes out of Bristol’s mouth…Let’s talk about her crazy looking new chin!
Bristol famously lied about getting plastic surgery last year, but her chin implant and neck liposuction is so incredibly obvious, you have to wonder just how stupid does she think people are (I guess pretty stupid since her batshit crazy mom was nearly elected into Vice Presidency of the United States of America)? Any how, her chin implant looks horrible. She was cute before, now she looks like a witch with a fake chin. Her chin implant is way too big and completely changes Bristol’s face. Seriously, how much do you have to hate yourself to totally change your face with plastic surgery?
More pictures of Bristol Palin before and after chin implant:
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Celebrity Ketchup – May 14th, 2012
2012
Time for a little celebrity ketchup! Here are the most noteworthy recent celebrity news stories:
Drew Barrymore is pregnant… – E Online
…and she’s having a shotgun wedding! – People
Anne Hathaway cut off all her hair. Dislike. – The Superficial
And just when you think she can’t get any more fame-whorey/slutty/gross, Shauna Sand f-ed some dude on the beach in St Barts and called the paparazzi to take pictures. – Egotastic
Top 10 most common sex injuries. – Hell Yeah Safe Sex
Jessica Simpson sold pictures of her kid for $800K. Chump change. Angelina got $11,000,000 (WTF?!). – The Blemish
Panty sniffers rejoice! Queen Elizabeth II’s panties go up for sale on Ebay. – Ebay
Kris Jenner pretends to get bad plastic surgery and pranks her kids. – Daily Mail
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Is it just me, or is Jenna Jameson slowly morphing into a blonde Kim Kardashian?
Both Kim K and Jenna got their start in porn and both have had extensive plastic surgery. It’s rumored that they even go to the same plastic surgeon (Doctor Garth Fisher). If that’s true, then their plastic surgeon definitely has a “type” or beauty ideal, because although Kim and Jenna come from very different ethnic backgrounds and there is nearly a 10 year age difference between the two, they look eerily similar.
Most recently, Jenna added to her laundry list of plastic surgery alterations and had a butt augmentation. But, a fake butt is not the only thing that Jenna and Kim K have in common. They both also have breast implants and regularly get Botox and filler injections as well.
Do you think Jenna Jameson is intentionally trying to mould her look after Kim Kardashian, or are plastic surgeons unknowingly creating a generic “Hollywood face” that they are slapping on all of their patients, no matter their race, age or original features?
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Pippa Middleton Could Use a Little Booty Pop
2012
The paparazzi caught up with Pippa Middleton and her flat, nonexistent butt sauntering down the street in London recently.
Remember when Pippa’s butt stole the show at the royal wedding of her sister Kate Middleton and Prince William? Where Pippa’s back-view was called “one of the most memorable images from the Royal Wedding”? And when plastic surgeons reported having an influx of people asking for a “shapely” behind such as Pippa Middletons?
Come on Pippa, get a pair of padded panties and keep the dream alive! Or at least promise never to wear those god-awful jeggings again. Okay?
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