Tales of celebrity plastic surgery…

First of all, let’s just start off by saying this: MEN SHOULD NOT GET FACELIFTS! It just makes them look feminine and weird. Check out Burt Reynolds if you don’t believe me:

After his facelift surgery, Burt’s wrinkles are now swooshing across the side of his face like he is running through a wind tunnel. Burt Reynolds has had wrinkles ever since he was an 80’s sex symbol, why would be want to iron out his face out now that he’s in his 70’s?

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Cindy Jackson, The world record holder for “Most Cosmetic Surgery Procedures”, has once again undergone a surgical transformation. She calls this set of cosmetic surgeries: “From Barbie to Bardot”.

Cindy Jackson is 53 years old and has prided herself on the asinine amount of cosmetic surgery she has had, after being left an inheritance. When I first read about Cindy Jackson, I thought it was interesting that she was basing her cosmetic surgeries after the basic principles of artistic beauty and the rules of facial and body proportion. But, her latest batch of procedures to try and look like a famous sex symbol (Brigitte Bardot), are a bit desperate in my opinion. I guess she just need some attention and something new to talk about? I think she looks younger then 53, but I also think she looks like your typical pornstar now.

Cindy’s “Barbie to Bardot” transformation included the following cosmetic procedures: Lower lip enlargement (although it looks like she got both lips done), another facelift, another upper eyelid lift, another set of breast implants, another round of liposuction, cosmetic dentistry and tooth whitening.

More pictures of Cindy Jackson here.

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Mary Tyler Moore is a talented actress, but I just can’t take her seriously anymore. She has WAY over done the plastic surgery and her face is looking less human and more mask-like.

Mary Tyler Moore is 71 years old and it appears that she has had quite a few cosmetic surgeries to try and turn back time. It looks like she recently had her second (or third) face lift and she is looking scarily like plastic surgery addicted Joan Rivers. In addition to the facelift(s), Mary Tyler Moore looks like she’s also had work done on her eyes (blepharoplasty), injections to plump her cheeks and she has ghastly veneers on her teeth.

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Last year Shannon Tweed and Gene Simmons underwent his & hers facelifts and I just happened upon some recent photos of the two. I think their facelifts look horrible!

Both of them looked MUCH better before their plastic surgeon pulled their faces too tight across their skulls. In my opinion, both of them look much older after the facelifts and now they have that “obviously had plastic surgery” look to them. Yuck.

Oh well, at least they screwed up their faces together, right? I do think Gene and Shannon are a cute couple. Here is a picture of them from 1991.

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In a statement to Fitness magazine, Kathy Griffin has sworn off plastic surgery and has hit the proverbial nail on the head, about plastic surgery.

Kathy Griffin about her experience with plastic surgery:

“What I found, though, was that it didn’t help me one bit,” Griffin says. “It didn’t get me happier or didn’t make me look particularly younger.“

In 2003 Kathy Griffin underwent a facelift, eye job and what she calls “all that stuff”, which probably means botox and soft tissue fillers, as well.

Kathy is currently 47 years old.

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Jackie Zeman is an actress that has appeared on the soap opera “General Hospital” for the last 30 years. She is currently 55 years old and the amount of plastic surgery she has had on her face seems quite abundant.

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Brigitte Nielsen was an extemely hot model/actress in the 80’s, and she just can’t seem to accept that her glory days are over. She has appears on numerous reality shows that feature washed up celebrities, including “The Surreal Life”, “The Mole”, “Strange Love”, “Celebrity Big Brother” and “Celebrity Rehab”.

Now, Brigitte Nielson is starring in her own reality show titled, “From Old to New: Brigitte Nielsen in the Celebrity Clinic”. On here new show, Brigitte will undergo a facelift, eyelift, breast lift, liposuction, breast reduction and additional cosmetic surgeries in a desperate attempt to turn back time.

Here are Brigitte’s thoughts and reasoning behind her plastic surgery makeover:

“I know I am the first female celebrity in the world who has allowed herself to be filmed like that in an operating theatre…I know I will be breaking a taboo. But I’m sure that it will provoke a new discussion. It’s time things change. I feel 30 and want to look that way again…The secrecy in Hollywood is annoying,” Brigitte said. “You can see that the stars do not age naturally. It’s not right that the fans, the normal women, are lied to….I’m getting a complete renewal: facelift, eyelift, fat injections in my face, liposuction, a breast lift and I need new teeth.“

It will be interesting to see how she looks after all of the plastic surgeries she is undergoing. Her goal is to pose for Playboy again, although at 44 I don’t really have any interest in see Brigitte Nielson naked, no matter how much plastic surgery she has done.

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Sergey Zverev is a Russian hairstylist turned popstar that has transformed his looks via plastic surgery.

Just like Michael Jackson, Sergey has gone to extremes to transform his face into a very feminine looking man. He has had a very aggressive nose job (that turned out very poorly in my opinion), jaw work and the most ghastly lip implant that I have ever seen on a man. It also appears that he has had botox or even a full face lift (Sergey Zverev is in his mid-40’s) and god only knows what else.

Here is a video of Sergey’s plastic face, hard at work (singing one of his hit songs):

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Liza Minelli certainly is looking very surprised nowadays. It appears that she has had a brow lift and/or a facelift as well as an eyelift (blepharoplasty) and quite possibly some botox.

Liza Minelli is 62 years old, and she no longer has under eye bags or wrinkles and her eyebrows are noticably much higher up on her forehead, which is a telltale sign of an aggressive face/brow lift. With all the cosmetic work she’s had done, I’m a bit surprised at the condition of her teeth. She looks like she could use a good teeth whitening treatment, or veneers to fix the deep stains on her front teeth.

Not only has Liza Minnelli been a recipient of bad plastic surgery, but according to Liza’s ex husband, David Gest, Liza is also a “violent alcoholic with herpes”. Yikes!

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Seriously. Heather Locklear, what in the hell did you do to your face?

As we’ve mentioned before, Heather Locklear is no stranger to the plastic surgeons office, but recently she has gone too far and has what appears to be a botched facelift.

Looking at the pictures above, it looks like Heather got a facelift plus cheek implants (that were placed slightly too high) right around the end of 2006.

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